'I'll have that spear back, thanks,' she said. 'It's good for reaching hard-to-scratch places. And you wouldn't believe how itchy this armour gets.'
'You're meant to wear something under it,' the guard on the right hissed.
'And have twice the laundry?' the guard on the left snorted. 'More fool you.'
M. J. Magee
Don’t call me Ishmael. It would be wildy inaccurate. I’m a web developer writing my first online-point-and-click-game-cum-choose-your-own-adventure-book. Um, probably the first online-point-and-click-game-cum-choose-your-own-adventure-book. When not writing profiles about myself, I read, build websites, watch Netflix, and sleep. Lots.You may also like
