Hercules and the Disco Twins

'You know,' Cuthbert said, scratching his chin, 'refusing to sign autographs is just going to alienate the people who would become your fan base and your built-in grass roots marketing campaign.' He pulled a face as he nodded sagely at them. He'd seen this before. Hercules and the Disco Twins had been strangely reluctant to hand out copies of his fanzine after their performances at the coliseum. Though he supposed he had asked on a night when the minotaurs had won.