It’ll be quick, I said, done in a jiffy, I said…
After the realisation that I ought to rename the character of ‘the salesman’, given he doesn’t ever sell you anything, I went through a bit of a crisis. I trawled through thesauruses. I surveyed people for synonyms. I looked up official industry jargon from exhibitions, call centres, and pyramid schemes.…
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                         Spoiler: every single fairy tale ever written.…
 Spoiler: every single fairy tale ever written.…